{"id":1576,"date":"2016-10-14T11:00:47","date_gmt":"2016-10-14T00:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/?p=1576"},"modified":"2016-10-10T16:33:51","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T06:03:51","slug":"griller-thriller-dean-lahns-beat-heat-eat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/2016\/10\/griller-thriller-dean-lahns-beat-heat-eat\/","title":{"rendered":"Griller Thriller from Dean Lahn’s Beat Heat Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Dean<\/a><\/p>\n

Gentlemen \u2026 raise your forks<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dean Lahn’s\u00a0Beat Heat Eat<\/a> is one of the most hilarious and practical books we’ve ever published at Wakefield Press. Designed as more manual than recipe book, Lahn has a simple blokey way of describing how to make some delicious food. But let’s be clear: this is not the way your Nanna would cook. Take, for example, the genius simplicity of Lahn’s Griller Thriller. Is he serious? Is it dangerous? There’s only one way to find out \u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

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H<\/b><\/span>ave you ever come in late and felt the need\u00a0<\/b>for a melted cheese toastie? Quickly satisfy\u00a0<\/b>your craving with this trick.<\/b><\/p>\n

YOU WILL NEED:<\/p>\n

(A) a toaster<\/p>\n

(B) bread<\/p>\n

(C) cheese<\/p>\n

HOW IT\u2019S DONE:<\/p>\n

Grab your toaster and\u00a0turn it into a grilling\u00a0machine by flipping\u00a0it onto its side.<\/p>\n

Work to the height\u00a0of the slots in the\u00a0toaster. Press the\u00a0toppings flat if you\u2019re\u00a0over the limit.<\/p>\n

Insert bread and\u00a0cheese into toaster,\u00a0ensuring the heat\u00a0elements are clear\u00a0of the toppings.\u00a0Heat until done\u00a0or the toaster pops.<\/p>\n

Keep a close eye on\u00a0the toaster and be\u00a0ready to hit the eject\u00a0button. This kid can\u00a0light up real quick.<\/p>\n

\"Danerous<\/a><\/p>\n

WARNING:<\/p>\n

Use this shortcut\u00a0at your own risk.<\/p>\n

You may also want\u00a0to check the warranty\u00a0on your toaster.<\/p>\n

We agree, Dean, it just isn’t cooking if the activity doesn’t pose grave danger to you and your belongings! Why make grilled cheese the boring safe way? See this and more of Dean’s recipes in<\/em>\u00a0Beat Heat Eat, available\u00a0<\/em>here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gentlemen \u2026 raise your forks Dean Lahn’s\u00a0Beat Heat Eat is one of the most hilarious and practical books we’ve ever published at Wakefield Press. Designed as more manual than recipe book, Lahn has a simple blokey way of describing how … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[420],"tags":[436,441,435,438,437,440,439],"class_list":["post-1576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recipes","tag-beat-heat-eat","tag-cooking-made-easy","tag-dean-lahn","tag-grilled-cheese","tag-griller-thriller","tag-life-hack","tag-toast"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4v1Of-pq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1576"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1663,"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1576\/revisions\/1663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wakefieldpress.com.au\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}