Breaking bad news

We get a lot of junk mail sent to the reception email. It's the downside to a public email address: on the one hand it's great that everyone can get in touch, on the other hand there are only so many search engine optimisation emails that a girl can handle.
Recently, however, I've noticed a change in tenor in our spam. A - fairly drastic, I have to say - change in tack. It started when I found myself accused of committing a felony:

 
Hillary's so cheerful about our road incident! It really is, when you think about it, very kind of her.
But the felony was nothing on the cancer:

 
Well, that's me done for. Guess I'm signing out for good, guys. It's been great.
Love,
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(SERIOUSLY! But if, by the by, you want a real insight into cancer, Geoff Goodfellow's the one to read.)